Wow – what an exciting and different week I’ve had. I can’t believe it’s finally Saturday morning – and I’m set to go snowboarding for the first time in my life today. I’m excited – and scared out of my mind.
I mean, I’m not the athletic type, although I can certainly hold my own for lots of things sports-wise, but me and ski-lifts don’t have a great history together.
Let’s put it this way – when I told the kids that I was going to do this, they both burst out laughing simultaneously.
I think that’s a clear sign, don’t you?
I’ll post an update (and possibly incriminating photos) later, but before I get into the cake I made (now there’s a visual for you), I have got to tell a cute and funny story from a day in the life of Alexander.
This past week, the school started the DARE program – which I’m sure all of you know as the Drug Abuse Resistance Education. The lead officer came into Alexander’s classroom, and spent about 3 hours with the kids – in which he introduced himself, gave a general outline of the program, and spent a bit of time speaking with the students about themselves and their families.
Well…… this officer must have been Andre the Giant’s double, because Alexander was absolutely terrified of him.
And that’s not like him – authority figures don’t scare him (I know, that’s probably not good), but perhaps it was the combined package of a uniform, gun, and deep booming voice that really affected him.
The officer asked each child about their family, what they do for fun, what their parents do for a living – and when it came time for Alexander to speak, he froze.
He couldn’t remember anything - and finally squeaked out that his mother fixes computers for a living.
Say what?

Does this look like a computer?
I laughed until my face hurt, but Alexander was so embarrassed I let him off the hook without a second thought. I had to explain again that I’m a bookkeeper, not a computer technician. His response? “Well, I knew you did something with computers and this guy was HUGE and I panicked and I couldn’t remember and besides this guy was HUGE and he really scared me and he was HUGE and I didn’t know what else to say.”
I’ve got to find out who this guy is – to keep in my back pocket for the next time Alexander gets into trouble.
Hmmm – that’s a really good idea.
Now it’s time to talk about cake. Since I’ve had absolutely no time for baking this week (and yes, I’m getting withdrawal pains), I found this cake photo in the archives – and although I had mixed feelings about posting it, this is my blog and I can post the good along with the bad.
I actually made this cake last Christmas – it was the December cover recipe for Bon Appetit. It looked like a faster version of Death By Chocolate, so of course I had to make it.
Well, the good news is that the cake and meringue were excellent. The bad news is the frosting was terrible. It was awful – of course, if you look at the ingredient list, that will probably tip you off – butter, corn syrup, heavy cream – my god, my arteries are getting scared just thinking about it again.
But the real proof of just how bad it was occurred when I gave a slice to the kids, and the plates were returned to me with the frosting intact. They simply ate their way around it – which I found quite amusing.
If you are so inclined, you can get the recipe here.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to gather my warm things for snowboarding.
Wish me luck!